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Thursday, November 29, 2012

Nobel Prize Winners Announced!!!

Hello my loyal subjects, I am happy to inform you that your great leader Luka Jukic has won the Nobel prize for the 15th time in a row! This is a regular event for me as I just keep winning awards, in addition to this here is a total list of my awards and honors:

  • 15x Nobel Peace Prize Winner
  • 29x Best Actor academy award
  • 22x Academy Award for best director
  • 23x Emmy award for Outstanding actor
  • 16x FIFA Balon d'Or winner
  • 4x FIFA World Cup Golden Boot
  • 15x NBA MVP
  • 15x NBA Finals MVP
  • 22x NBA Scoring Champion
  • 16x Esquire's Sexiest Man Alive
  • 23x Blogger of the Year
  • 268 Purple Hearts

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