Hello my loyal subjects, I am happy to inform you that your great leader Luka Jukic has won the Nobel prize for the 15th time in a row! This is a regular event for me as I just keep winning awards, in addition to this here is a total list of my awards and honors:
- 15x Nobel Peace Prize Winner
- 29x Best Actor academy award
- 22x Academy Award for best director
- 23x Emmy award for Outstanding actor
- 16x FIFA Balon d'Or winner
- 4x FIFA World Cup Golden Boot
- 15x NBA MVP
- 15x NBA Finals MVP
- 22x NBA Scoring Champion
- 16x Esquire's Sexiest Man Alive
- 23x Blogger of the Year
- 268 Purple Hearts
